If you like KORN-y pick-up lines as much as I do…

Here are some great pick up lines that will never work in real life. Or will they…?

“Hey darlin’ I wanna pour a little sugar in your Dixie cup.”

Luke Bryan – Play It Again

She was sittin’ all alone over on the tailgate
Tan legs swingin’ by a Georgia plate
I was lookin’ for her boyfriend
Thinkin’, no way she ain’t got one
Soon as I sat down I was fallin’ in love
Tryin’ to pour a little sugar in her Dixie cup
Talkin’ over the speakers in the back of that truck
She jumped up and cut me off

“Do I make ya wanna slide on in like ‘Girl, what’s up?’”

Brantley Gilbert – Bottoms Up

Kick it on back
Pretty little mama lookin at ya like that
Make ya wanna slide on in like “Girl, what’s up”
Yeah tonight is bottoms up up up

“Girl, you can turn all my wrongs into right.”

Jerrod Niemann – Drink To That All Night

Everybody knows, it’s gonna be one of those
I can drink to that all night
That’s the stuff I like
That’s the kind of party makes you throw your hands up high
Bout to tie one on talking gone gone gone
Turning all the wrongs into right
I can drink to that all night

“Girl, you’re the prettiest thing I ever seen before. You got me spinnin’ around and I ain’t even on the dance floor.”

Thomas Rhett – Get Me Some Of That

Yeah girl, been diggin’ on you
Sippin’ on drink number two
Tryin’ to come up with somethin’ smooth
And waitin’ on the right time to make my move
But I just can’t wait no more
Can’t let you slip out that door
Prettiest thing I ever seen before
Got me spinnin’ around, I ain’t even on the dance floor

“You got my heart racing like there’s nothing to it.”

Brett Eldredge – Beat Of The Music

Well you got the soul and you know how to use it
Put your hand on my hip cause you know that I’ll lose it
You got my heart racing like there’s nothing to it
Falling in love to the beat of the music
Oh oh, why wouldn’t I wanna stay?
Oh oh, and let that plane fly away, hey hey

 

*Original article from MusicTimes.com

and America’s funniest city is…

make-me-laughHumorCode.com says: The team conducted an extensive survey with more than 900 residents from the top ten cities determined by the objective measures above. To glean a deeper understanding of humorous daily life in these cities, researchers quizzed residents on the kinds of funny entertainment they enjoyed, asked whether they looked for humor in their friends and lovers, and subjected them to a “Need for Levity” personality test. Participants also described their city’s sense of humor and recounted their favorite joke.”

1) Chicago

2) Boston

3) Atlanta

4) Washington, D.C.

5) Portland, OR

6) New York

7) Los Angeles

8) Denver

9) San Francisco

10) Seattle

IsTheBathroomFree?

bathroom-occupiedOne of the great questions in the office is, “is the bathroom free?’ You’d hate to walk the 50 feet only to find yourself standing outside. That’s why someone came up with the IsTheBathroomFree app. Your office buy the sensors for the doors and wmployees download the app and if the urge hits and you don’t want to waste the steps you can just open the app and it will tell you if it’s occupied. It also needs an air sensor to let you know whether or not it’s safe to go into.

Suspended Over a Question…

1D274905672524-today-prom-video-140421-01.blocks_desktop_smallSuspended over a question. Granted, it was one he was asked not to ask but he’s an 18 year old kid. It’s his life mission to do the opposite of what he’s told. A Pennsylvania teenager is suspended for asking Miss America to prom during an assembly. She was there to talk to the kids about following their dreams, and when it was question time, he stepped up to the plate and tried to hit a home run. Of course, word got around before the assembly that he was going to do it so school administrators pulled him aside and told him not to. He did anyway and was shot down…in front of the entire school. Given he’s now the talk of the school, the suspension is probably the best thing that could have happened to him.

Hot Dog Recall! Oh no!

Kraft Foods Group, Inc. of Columbia, Mo. recalling around 96,000 pounds of Oscar Mayer Classic Wieners because the products may contain Classic Cheese Dogs in the Classic Wieners’ packages.

According to the USDA, the product labels are incorrect, as they do not reflect the ingredients associated with the pasteurized cheese in the cheese.

The products were formulated with milk, a known allergen, which is not declared on the product label.

The following products are subject to recall:

16 oz. packages –individual consumer packages– of “Classic Wieners Made with Turkey & Chicken, Pork Added” with “USE BY 16 Jun 2014” date and product code “044700000632”

Cases of 16 oz. packages –distributed to retailers– of “Classic Cheese Dogs Made with Turkey & Chicken, Pork Added, and Pasteurized Cheese Product” with “USE BY 16 Jun 2014” date and case code “00447000005300”

The products were produced on March 2-3, 2014, and bear the establishment number “Est. 537H” inside the USDA mark of inspection. The products were distributed to Kraft distribution centers and in retail stores nationwide.

The problem was discovered by a consumer who notified the company on April 18, 2014. The company contacted the USDA the following day regarding the issue.

Consumers with questions about the recall should contact Kraft Consumer Relations at (855) 688-4386.

Retailers with questions should contact their Kraft sales representative or supplier. If they do not know their contacts, retailers should call (855) 688-4386.3526064_G